FARK.COM's photoshop contests, I hear, are as addictive as crack. I'm sure I don't know. I've never used crack. Frankly I see enough crack on the streets of Boston, thanks to those tourist buses full of teenagers in lowrider jeans. They seem to corner the market on cracks.

But I digress. My point (and I do have one), is that I'm having trouble keeping my webpage updated, I have so many entries. So I am going to rely on the good graces of a fellow farker, stovebend@iastate.edu (if you read this, thanks! I tried to contact you but the email didn't go through.)

Fark's contests are all about taking an original photo or a theme and mangling it in your own special way. Some of these entries are GREAT!....but, uh, most of them are a) wierd b) stupid c) esoteric d) mildly naughty e) extremely naughty or f) all of the above.

To see more, sorted by vote or date, please visit stovebend's website and at the bottom enter either of my usernames - 4kit or claudius. But in the meantime, here are a few of my favorites.